+- **Intel VTune Profiler is reported, not installed.** The elevated half prints
+ whether it is on the box, its version, and the path to `vtune.exe`; if it is
+ missing it prints the download page instead (and says so if the CPU is not
+ Intel). Automating the install is not worth it here: the offline installer is a
+ ~750 MB download from a URL carrying a per-release GUID with no "latest"
+ redirect behind it, so every new build would mean editing a hard-coded link,
+ and it is only worth having on Intel silicon since hardware event-based
+ sampling reads Intel PMU counters. It does install unattended if you want it
+ scripted elsewhere:
+
+ ```powershell
+ intel-vtune-<version>_offline.exe -a --silent --cli --eula accept
+ ```
+