+- **Intel VTune Profiler is reported, not installed.** The elevated half prints
+ whether it is on the box, its version, and the path to `vtune.exe`; if it is
+ missing it prints the download page instead (and says so if the CPU is not
+ Intel). Automating the install is not worth it here: the offline installer is a
+ ~750 MB download from a URL carrying a per-release GUID with no "latest"
+ redirect behind it, so every new build would mean editing a hard-coded link,
+ and it is only worth having on Intel silicon since hardware event-based
+ sampling reads Intel PMU counters. It does install unattended if you want it
+ scripted elsewhere:
+
+ ```powershell
+ intel-vtune-<version>_offline.exe -a --silent --cli --eula accept
+ ```
+
+ **Running it needs no elevation, but hardware sampling does.** A standard user
+ gets the User-Mode Sampling analyses — `vtune -collect hotspots` and threading
+ — and they work: measured here, collection and finalization, exit 0. Hardware
+ event-based sampling (`uarch-exploration`, `memory-access`, `hotspots -knob
+ sampling-mode=hw`) wants administrator, and VTune says so in a warning at the
+ top of every unelevated run. Note the failure it actually gives is *"cannot
+ recognize the processor"*, which reads like a hardware problem and is not one:
+ the drivers (`sepdrv5`, `sepdal`, `vtss`) are installed and running, and VTune
+ identifies the PMU through them. Unlike ETW there is no group to join for this
+ — the Linux driver can be handed to a `vtune` group, but on Windows the
+ documented answer is to run as administrator.
+